Posts tagged with #one liners

Driving east this morning and fuuuuck, that is a bright star.

Driving sunrise

The three stages of driving east around dawn:

Stage 1: It’s so early! But so quiet and peaceful, I could fall right back asleep. Why am I doing this to myself? Did I really need to leave this early?

Stage 2: Oh, the sunrise! This is great. How often do I watch the sunrise? I should do this more often. Damn, that’s beautiful. Look at those colors. This world is amazing.

Stage 3: MY EYES! THIS IS THE WORST! FUCK THE SUNRISE.

From Reddit’s /r/fitness

Me and my wife joined the gym 9 months ago. We have lost 95lbs (45kgs) total since then.

I joined a gym 9 months ago, too! So far I have lost $720.