This is in the same vein as Sincerely, Linda Wilson, but owning a wolf didn’t fit into Linda’s character. Nonetheless, this was fun to write and I can’t quite believe the legitimate responses. (I do not own a wolf)

You have no idea how deep I had to search to find a photo that was basically not reverse-image searchable. That’s putting a lot of faith in the tech-savvyness of people who want to wolf sit—I know—but better safe than sorry.

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