New favorite twitter account, described as “COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN”. This is solid gold.
AH WONDERFUL THE BRUNCH MENU
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) October 7, 2016
EXCUSE ME DO YOU HAPPEN TO SERVE FOURTEEN POUNDS OF RAW AND BLEEDING MEAT
OH SORRY
I MEANT AVOCADO TOAST
I WILL TAKE THE PERFECT SELFIE
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) May 26, 2016
I WILL SHOW OFF MY SYMMETRICAL FEATURES
I WILL RECEIVE MANY LIKES
I WILL KEEP THE DARKNESS AT BAY
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