The last 5% of any canned/bottled beverage is junk. This is my truth.
Despite living with this truth my entire life, my good friend Sam has never accepted this about me, which made this video the perfect vehicle with which to obtain his goat.
The goat-getting attempt was successful.
Jake loves lunch. I’m more of a breakfast fan, but he’s nuts over lunch.
Exhibit 1
And further, 7 out of 10 times he’ll want pizza or a burger. So for his birthday I wanted to make him a shirt that just said “Lunch?”, and this is the design I ended up with, using some very helpful design advice from Bennett.