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2017

Security vs Privacy

Bruce Schneier On Internet Privacy

Reboot or die trying

Total Eclipse

In Defense of Guy Fieri

US Anniversary

Seinfeld Award Speeches

Tim and Eric. Bueno!

Orange Sunshine

Barry Shwartz on the Loss Of Wisdom

The Gunfighter

Tea Party conservative on how to win over Republicans on renewable energy

Juicero

You're too busy

Uber's PR Nightmare, a Field Guide

My district representative

Pillow Talking, featuring Brain

Molly Burch

Jimmy Kimmel on Don Rickles

Millenials in the workplace

How the Like Button Ruined The Internet

The pricetag on your privacy

Waiting for the next email

Unrelated

David Letterman On Late Night TV and Donald Trump

Why we can't look away from our screens

A Physical Newspaper

UX

Notifications

All About the Pentiums

I won a contest

No More Nazis

This Man Sees The Future

UX

A Good Unsubscribe

Obama Surprises Joe Biden

Turbo Encabulator

Turn To The Leaders

2016

The Loss Of My Mom

Definitely Not A Wolf

Nietzsche on the good life

Don't Be A Sucker

Jack McBrayer on the Eric Andre Show

Grief, Prions, Etc.

Steve and Sam are really good friends

Exciting Freefall

Giant Man Paints

UX

NYT buys Wirecutter and Sweethome

Emirates First Class

New York Public Library's Human Google

Music

Don't Worry

How To Talk Minnesotan

Recent favorite reaction gif

Rick Astley Did a Reddit AMA

Music

Another Bottle

Why You'll Marry The Wrong Person

Travel Goals

We're All Faking It

How To Complain About A Price Increase (Kinda)

Sam Cooke's Night Beat

Music

Nothing Good Gets Away

So Different, So Sorry.

Art School Writing

Music

Times Like These

Homelessness

RIP Prince

This guy wrote his own obituary

John Steinbeck on Love: A 1958 Letter

1950s Austin

UX

Hotel Experience On Point

SXSW Film 2016

Things are looking up

Laughing alone with salad

Music

Before We're Through

Do it! Just. Do it!

My great grandparents' wedding, 1904

Music

Hollow Words

Music

Take What You Need

Official Facebook Artist Page

Testing out a new snapchat filter

Stargazing

Are you bluffing?

A Lateral Year

2015

Finally finding that song

Talking to your past self

Is My Phone Eavesdropping On Me?

How to fix a sticking door

UX

Reconsider

Why The Price Of Coke Didn't Change For 70 Years

There's a fly in my urinal

On saying no

Attention K-Mart Shoppers

Let's go to the mall

Premature feedback

Morning drive

Baseball game phone time

CNN's Dirty Laundry

Jim Jefferies on Guns

The Reinvention Of Normal

Mindfulness and Mindlessness

Days Of The Week

Mike Love—Permanent Holiday

Not a paintball guy

Dev

La Tlmes, the ultimate clickbait

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Altitude Sickness

Craigslist Zinger Drafts

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Jumbo Chicken Fingers

Dev

Popularity Gem

If Find My Friends Turned Evil

Joining A Gym

Who Are You (Featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Music

A Phone Emergency

UX

When Only One Like Mattered

Bird identification

Presenting #TTYB

Good to the last 50 or so drops

Horseplay

The Neverending Email Thread

1940s Yearbook Captions

Enjoyment of drum solos, charted

2014

Music

Collard Greens

Insane in the Planes

Music

I Know It's You (Jeff, It's Roger)

Paging Haley Joel Osment

Call Me Sometime

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Keep Calm and Chive On

Dev

Garlic

UX

iOS Password Fields

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Listerine Zero

Lunch

Buying Crack Rocks Just Isn't Financially Feasible For Me Right Now

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Arby's 13-Hour Smoked Brisket

MC Hammer "Pumps and a Bump" Critical Analysis

Dev

Daily Goals

Daily Goals

UX

iMessage & Find My Friends

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Applebee's

UX

Have I Tried These Warby Parkers Before?

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Tesla

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Anytime Fitness

Music

The Same Thing You Always Do

Music

Just A Veneer

Dev

A Better KUTX App

2013

UX

Office Space Browser Upgrade

Breakfast Will Not Be Served Past 10:30AM

To The Bird In Whole Foods - m4w - 32 (Downtown)

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Wonderful Pistachios

Sidetracked

Hiring a PI

Music

Bringing Me Down

2012

Music

Untitled Sonatina

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Jazzercise

Music

Post War Dream (Cover)

Music

Nobody Home (Cover)

Dev

Flip Clock

Auto Storage & Laundry

Music

Sense Of Direction

Music

Remedy

Music

Out Of My Mind

2011

That's bootleggin'

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Katadyn Water Filter

Dev

Should I Reply To All?

What if Yelp reviews were like App store reviews

2010

Dev

Tracking Number Gem

Dev

Beard Status

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

TurboTax

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Clue

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Mighty Putty

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Weight Watchers

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Blockbuster Video

2009

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Polish Nail Spa

Dev

Autosnap (Twitter Bot)

UX

Alarm Clock Design

2008

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Covert Ford

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Free Whitepaper

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Melted M&Ms

Dev

89.3 The Current Dashboard Widget

2007

Dev

One Click Conversations

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Tostitos Scoops

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Force Flex Trash Bags

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Brookstone Gas Grill Cover

UX

Party Shuffle Is Ruining My Music

UX

iPhone Interface Revolutionary, Even Without The Touchscreen

2003

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Tempur-Pedic

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Easy Bake Oven

2002

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Pilsbury Toaster Strudel

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Subway

Sincerely, Linda Wilson

Pepsi

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